Falling apart

Status changes of various household items this week:
Air conditioner	Broken
Amelia's brand new glasses	Broken
Automatic ice maker	Broken
Glass shelf in fridge	Shattered	I guess four gallons of milk in glass bottles is too much
Subaru engine	Sub-optimal	Mileage is off by 20% for unknown reasons
Subaru side mirror	Broken	Ok, this has been broken for a long time, but even duct tape isn't holding up in this heat wave.
Sky chair	Broken	The one cool spot to sit on a hot day, and despite a variety of solutions, the anchor it hangs from keeps falling out, dropping the user on his/her butt onto the concrete porch.