Monday, June 09, 2008

Falling apart










Status changes of various household items this week:
Air conditionerBroken
Amelia's brand new glassesBroken
Automatic ice makerBroken
Glass shelf in fridgeShatteredI guess four gallons of milk in glass bottles is too much
Subaru engineSub-optimalMileage is off by 20% for unknown reasons
Subaru side mirrorBrokenOk, this has been broken for a long time, but even duct tape isn't holding up in this heat wave.
Sky chairBrokenThe one cool spot to sit on a hot day, and despite a variety of solutions, the anchor it hangs from keeps falling out, dropping the user on his/her butt onto the concrete porch.

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4 Comments:

At 6/11/2008 12:13 PM, Blogger thenn said...

And after your last post, I might say your sense of humor is on the critical list. :)

 
At 6/11/2008 12:57 PM, Blogger Morgan said...

i sorry!

 
At 6/14/2008 4:50 PM, Blogger Verde said...

Things all seem to go at the same time. Hat that.

 
At 6/30/2008 4:13 PM, Blogger Chile said...

Um, you have to combine the duct tape with baling wire. I can't believe no-one has told you this yet!

 

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