Top 10 Excuses for not updating my blog
10. My job is suddenly and inexplicably busy. Not that I'm complaining at this point.
9. Too busy looking all over town for rock salt to dissolve the icy death trap that stretches from the front door to the driveway.
8. Too many interesting side projects with the possible hope of maybe one day being compensated.
7. Too many dangling snotsickles, snot bubbles, and snot blockages to wipe off kids' faces.
6. Not enough sleep to go around.
5. Too many random-but-interesting email notifications from Facebook ever since I signed up for an account last week.
4. Too many snow days for the kids put me way behind on anything involving concentration. Or typing.
3. Can't stop sneezing long enough to type a coherent thought.
2. It's so cold out, my blog froze solid.
1. I ran out of expired Nyquil.
Cue the band...